Personal Metaphors

If I were an animal, I would be a panther because people fear me.
If I were a car, I would be a Volkswagen Thing because they're awesome and I'm awesome.
If I were an article of clothing, I would be a bra because I'm supportive.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday because Friday is when all the fun happens and I like to have fun.
If I were a food, I would be a watermelon because they're great.
If I were a color, I would be sparkles because I glitter when I stand in the sun.
If I were a movie, I would be Super Troopers because I never know what's going on.
If I were a fragrance, I would be rain because it smells so good and I like to be outside.
If I were a building, I would be a green house because they're full of life.
If I were a plant, I would be a wild flower because they are free.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be an acoustic guitar because they can do many things.
If I were a geometric shape, I would be an octagon because they are very defined.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a couch because they're comfy.
If I were a song, I would be Crazy by Casey Donahew because it describes my life.
If I were an appliance, I would be an oven because I like to burn people.
If I were a television character, I would be Dwight Schrute because he's goofy.  
If I were a season of the year, I would be summer because I'm carefree.
If I were a natural phenomenon, I  would be a hurricane because I make a mess of everything.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Tom from Tom and Jerry because I always find myself in trouble.
If I were a word, I would be crazy because most people say my ideas are crazy.